3 limericks about 'Vera', 'Jacko' and 'Jack', signed 'M'. Transcript:
There was a young lady called Vera
As a speaker all crowded to hear her
She caused a sensation
Throughout the whole nation
Such as never was seen in our era
There was a young person called Jacko
Whom the tabbies all wanted to smacko
For she cut her hair short
Had a passion for sport
And absorbed quite a lot of tobacco!
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